Quick n' Dirty Melodifestivalen Review
Heat 3
Heats 1 & 2 couldn't be viewed sadly, due to work commitments. That's right, working for the man interrupted the weekly dose of the swedish schlager saga.
1.BWO (aka Band Without their original name)
I like Alexander Bard. Was quite fascinated with him and the rest of Army of Lovers in the 90's, while my schoolmates were digging on grungetastic grunginess on MTV. I was certainly more in awe of the "funny looking people" who sang crucified, than what else was on offer. I hope they win.
2.Baby Popping Focker
A song akin to childbirth, I would imagine.
3.Token gay immigrant hairdresser entrant, Gregor
I would have certainly given him my immigrant vote, well I am one. One thing stood in the way, and that was the song....and the hair.
Sambo: "The 80s called. They want their hairstyle back."
Me: "The 90s called. They want their joke back"
4.Token Swedish Andersson Blonde
From the guys that penned last year's winner, Las Vegas, just not as good. She certainly looked miffed when learning the news that she hadn't made the final. I'm sure this sadness lead to her eating a WHOLE BAG of cheese doddles before bed.
5.The Poodles
Those Scandinavians really know to rock like Nikki Sixx, on Sunset Strip, in 1986. Glad they're through to the final at the Globe. However, they are certainly no WIGWAM, even though the singer was busting some moves worthy of Sir Vincent Neil.
6.The Operatic Abortion: Song Name "Golden Stars"
More like brown stars.
Speaking of which, I declared to Hannabanana that if they won the whole shebang in Stockholm I would eat a piece of poo. My own of course, anybody else's would just be downright gross.
Since they made it to the 2nd chance final, I'm breaking into a sweat as I type..
The rest was uberdull, including some guy who looked a bit like David Walliams from Little Britain but completely devoid of humour. Oh my was he ever a bag of bollocks. He made Ronan Keating look like the uk shockrockers 'Analcunt'. Now I'm going to get a lot of unnecessary visitors from goggle searches.
..and that concludes my melodifestivalen review.
Heats 1 & 2 couldn't be viewed sadly, due to work commitments. That's right, working for the man interrupted the weekly dose of the swedish schlager saga.
1.BWO (aka Band Without their original name)
I like Alexander Bard. Was quite fascinated with him and the rest of Army of Lovers in the 90's, while my schoolmates were digging on grungetastic grunginess on MTV. I was certainly more in awe of the "funny looking people" who sang crucified, than what else was on offer. I hope they win.
2.Baby Popping Focker
A song akin to childbirth, I would imagine.
3.Token gay immigrant hairdresser entrant, Gregor
I would have certainly given him my immigrant vote, well I am one. One thing stood in the way, and that was the song....and the hair.
Sambo: "The 80s called. They want their hairstyle back."
Me: "The 90s called. They want their joke back"
4.Token Swedish Andersson Blonde
From the guys that penned last year's winner, Las Vegas, just not as good. She certainly looked miffed when learning the news that she hadn't made the final. I'm sure this sadness lead to her eating a WHOLE BAG of cheese doddles before bed.
5.The Poodles
Those Scandinavians really know to rock like Nikki Sixx, on Sunset Strip, in 1986. Glad they're through to the final at the Globe. However, they are certainly no WIGWAM, even though the singer was busting some moves worthy of Sir Vincent Neil.
6.The Operatic Abortion: Song Name "Golden Stars"
More like brown stars.
Speaking of which, I declared to Hannabanana that if they won the whole shebang in Stockholm I would eat a piece of poo. My own of course, anybody else's would just be downright gross.
Since they made it to the 2nd chance final, I'm breaking into a sweat as I type..
The rest was uberdull, including some guy who looked a bit like David Walliams from Little Britain but completely devoid of humour. Oh my was he ever a bag of bollocks. He made Ronan Keating look like the uk shockrockers 'Analcunt'. Now I'm going to get a lot of unnecessary visitors from goggle searches.
..and that concludes my melodifestivalen review.
posted by Shaun at 10:18 fm
2 Comments:
I believe the correct quote was "1992 called, they want their hairstyle back". And NO I didn't mean to be funny in a Friends kind of way. It was meant to be funny in a post-ironic sort of way.
Btw, why the HELL am I not sleeping now? Need to stay up for the Oscars.
Tell that to the comedy judge and the humour police sista
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