Shaun answers 2005's most important questions
Q. Don'tcha you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? (P Dolls - Hollywood Ca)
Erm, No (ok that was an easy one)
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Q. You're beautiful. you're beautiful it's true" (J Blunt - Eton UK)
Thanks for that Jimmy, although it's not really a question is it. More of a comment. Regardless, I am always a sucker for a bit of flattery. You, however, remain a marble-mouthed-talentless-oversentimental-upper class cock.
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Q. Not much of a CV is it. Do you know how to play poker? (M. Y. Work - Stockholm Sweden)
Oh yes. I am practically a pro. Some say I'm the next Tiger Woods. Oh he's a golfer? I was never good at games.
Well..errm I do have to see other applicants Mr...
Oh did I mention I can work the most unsociable hours known to man? Rendering me socially retarded in all walks of life. A life? What's a life?. Haw haw haw. No, I'm serious.
You got the job.
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Q. Here is picture photo of 3 children of my, in country of land mother. I need send money to him, could spare some change? (A. Man - Tunnelbana, Hornstull)
Ohh. I like what you've done with this shot, very rustic, very REAL. What type of Camera did you use? A Sony Cyber-shot DSC-T7?
No, a Sony DSC F88, but people often mistake the two. Do you have anything? I accept all currency, very happy yes.
This'll be my stop. Very nice accordian you have by the way
Erm, No (ok that was an easy one)
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Q. You're beautiful. you're beautiful it's true" (J Blunt - Eton UK)
Thanks for that Jimmy, although it's not really a question is it. More of a comment. Regardless, I am always a sucker for a bit of flattery. You, however, remain a marble-mouthed-talentless-oversentimental-upper class cock.
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Q. Not much of a CV is it. Do you know how to play poker? (M. Y. Work - Stockholm Sweden)
Oh yes. I am practically a pro. Some say I'm the next Tiger Woods. Oh he's a golfer? I was never good at games.
Well..errm I do have to see other applicants Mr...
Oh did I mention I can work the most unsociable hours known to man? Rendering me socially retarded in all walks of life. A life? What's a life?. Haw haw haw. No, I'm serious.
You got the job.
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Q. Here is picture photo of 3 children of my, in country of land mother. I need send money to him, could spare some change? (A. Man - Tunnelbana, Hornstull)
Ohh. I like what you've done with this shot, very rustic, very REAL. What type of Camera did you use? A Sony Cyber-shot DSC-T7?
No, a Sony DSC F88, but people often mistake the two. Do you have anything? I accept all currency, very happy yes.
This'll be my stop. Very nice accordian you have by the way
posted by Shaun at 12:00 fm
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